The Asparagus character was great

But if that's how an awesome film's supposed to be I think I'd prefer to watch something old, but entertaining. Don't get me wrong I wasn't expecting to get much fun and so no fun has been given to me.

By a popular request I am to review this submission. And believe me - for the first time I don't know what to write. Can't blame any technical stuff here, since the drawings are, let's say... fine, and the voice narrator is nothing below standard. The only thing I can say, that shouldn't harm anyone is, well, there are still better submissions from the past, including this comedy-like style.

On the other hand Asparagus wasn't bad for a main hero, especially his awesome power shot from tiny arm... Hitting anything would change it to A CLOCK? Are you fucking kidding me ;]? I mean, that's a power blast and you made it a clock maker : D Sweet ;]

Well, all in all I can't really blame this movie, but either can I praise it... It's good thing you made something by your self, not using some fucking Mario/Sonic sprites (which are SOOOO FUCKING BORING and overused). Try improving your work, get some more creative ideas keeping it funny.

5-/10

Randomisation!

Turned out to be a waste after all

Ohai! It's been a long time since my last review, but remember - I'm always there, waiting to be summoned. As some of you may know I get the most out of the submission, so I can provide you with solid info on what is worth or not watching (of course I am not telling you what you should/not watch, but hey - you really should watch out). If you're still with me after reading the score and first line then it may mean (but don't get cocky, it's just maybe) that you're not an ordinary New Grounder, you're one of 'them'. What do you mean you don't know? Them, who always have better taste, who can divide cake from dog shit and generally speaking - won't be satisfied with cheap work.

That said let's get to the review. This time I decided to start with good things instead of the crappy ones, in this case it's definitely the pre loader. I think the applause should go to Coolio, as far as I see he has created it. Great job guys, I mean it. If you could upgrade it a lill bit and release it as a different product you really could huge audience. Plain and simple, this mini-game consumed much more of my time than the actual movie it self, I don't mean the loading time (it was secs in my case) but the fact that it really is fun, a thing that the creators of the collab probably forgot about! Oh crap don't tell me the good things ended up already... oh well, it's not like I am to be blamed.

As most of you know, making a good first impression is the key to victory, of course it might not work for more demanding part of public, but generally if the begging is good you are drawn to the film. Unfortunately this submission wasn't impressive in the beginning, or shall I say - not impressive at all. Some may say the art work was good and I can't disagree here, I believe everyone has his preferences (even if they are completely shitty) and blaming the graphics won't do any good, especially that you can create an awesome piece or art without any decent 'modelling' skills. However that doesn't mean you can throw anything inside and get a good score.

Your (authors) basic mistake is - like mentioned before by me, and maaaany other NGers - is that you forgot what the word 'fun' is. The entire submission is soaking with boredom wasting your first (and only if you ask me) big chance to show your stuff to bigger public. You can be praised, you can have front page, daily first, hell you can get even monthly first... But you can't change the fact, that the film sucked like Uwe Boll stuff. Well, maybe not as much, but hey - criticism is never soft. You create something, you show it to people and you have to be aware of 'them' (see 2nd paragraph).

What else - a yes, the Fan boys cry out in pain. "O hey, you know it's not always about fun, some films are suppose to be deap/have a meaning BLA BLA BLA BLA". Bullshit! If you want to give a message it can be deep and entertaining, the '2nd bottom' isn't about making nothing and calling it 'fabulous'! Even if there is anyone out there who thinks this film is deep and makes you think about stuff - HELLO! The impression is ruined by fucking old-as-4chan LAO0OoO0o0O0OZZZZZZzZR joke. Anything else? Maybe add some fart jokes next time, maybe some racist jokes, maybe still away from that LAO0OoO0o0O0OZZZZZZzZR!!!!!!!!111O1N1 O!!!ONEOENOENE

That being said it might seem like I hate producers. But no, I wish them best luck, I wish them more creative ideas, I even have high hopes for them.

But for now

2+

Thank you for your time.

It stinks because...

Why, hello there my hated friends, came here by an accident rly, but since I got my hands on this flash I figured that if I am to be a critic then I need to encounter farious types of animations.

Well, I guess this time I have to begin with technical approach, you will probably notice "why" later on. Ok so you open a new window for this movie, youre welcomed with a "boring" preloader. Well - it's nice to you to admit it however I still had enormous 'pleasure' to watch it anyway. Well, actually this wasn't better than anything, you could as well tell 'go get some tea'. Don't get me wrong - my inernet connection is decent but still I belive the loading took way too much time. Anyway, finally thru the 'boring' part I got the option to know something about Gun Slinger. Actually - I am a big fan of Anime and luckyly enuff noone ever forced me to watch this crapp, but I respect (or shall I say - tolerate) the 'others' who like it.

OK - show me the essence of it. And here we have few pages of boring BLAH BLAH BLAH giving me the feeling "it's so great i've never seen this anime". It leaves me thinking Gun Slinger is 'just another anime in the crowd' using everything we've seen and giving nothing to us.

Can't blame you for the suckynes of the anime tho, so let's continue. As the movie started I've encountered another problem. Let me explain it's essence. When you make a flash submission, that has nothing to offer rly (you said your self 'just a remake of first movie') and it kills with it's lack of anything decent throw in some decent music at least. I hate - and probably am not the only one - when there is nothing in the background, especially that there are not many sounds at all.

Reassuming I think 5 is a reasonable score, wanted to give it 4, but you saved my day with the sniper girl... Still it's not a movie I could show any of my buddies while they stay at my place.

Good bye, take care... and well - good luck in future.

...hmm...

not best....but if u see some games simple to this...this one is da best (how to blam....who can tell me?)

O KURWA!

KURWA! KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA
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Hello thar!

I am not sure, but it reminds me of Final Fantasy. Maybe it's the theme, which is good and similar, but overall I know that it's your work.

It's kind of hard to review music, since I get dozens of different beats and I am not always sure why I like them. My point is - not everyone knows why they like particular song and why not. Sometimes it's just pretending, to fit in some group (like a group of Goth kids) still secretely inside we like stuff we normally don't listen to.

Anyway - a great song, slow at the first glance but then it get's faster, would fit into Ys (a game - google ;p) where classic instruments are mixed with fast paced action themes.

9/10